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They give me an extremely wideset rear view, and repeat the Kangaroo Pouch Pockets. Notice the width shrinkage when compared to a well-shaped pair of skinny jeans bought from a neighboring mall store: You can see how the smaller pocket, in this case, gives the curve and lift to offer pep and life, rather than a flat, weighed down look. Also, specifically on a skinny jean, the smaller pocket helps lessen the inverted triangle issue by separating the butt from the thigh.
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You might remember that we discussed the flattering qualities of large pockets in a prior post. While this is true, when the pockets are disproportionately dinasauric, the effect is not nearly so ideal. The next pair I tried on was the Gap Original Fit. Clearly, these are horrifying. Especially note how the pockets are so wide-set that it gives me a third butt cheek, and the tapered yet loose leg is classic Mom Jean. If you desire something classic yet modern and flattering forgoodnesssake, by all means go with a nice, conservative 7 For All Mankind.
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I found these to be the least offensive. However, the pockets were still too wide-set and oversized, once again offering the appearance of a supersized caboose.
Notice the immediate shrinking sensation when compared to a pair of Hudson Bootcut: Oddly enough, the Curvy Fit seemed to take away all of my curves and conglomerate them into a giant pile of lumpishness. If you have curves and need room for them to move and breathe, Miss Chic or LA Idol are awesome options with quite a bit more visual interest and flattering fit: My next fitting was in Gap Long and Lean.
This pair was the only pair that qualified beyond Gateway and straight into Mom Jeans — at least on me, as the pockets ended significantly before the lower curvature of my butt: So, in fairness, I present to you evidence that Gap jeans can look right on the exact right body: Let me assure you, though — I have counseled many former Gap wearers, and the friend pictured above is the exception, not the rule.
The last Gap style that I found was highly ironically named…the Sexy Boyfriend. I SO wish I could have found these in my size to try on. Have you ever seen any man under 70 wearing jeans like this, let alone a sexy boyfriend?? I shudder to think. But I did find one last treasure before I left Gap… 8. The Gap Denim Romper. Just in case you missed it, the back waist actually qualifies this outfit as… Grandma Jeans.
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I rushed out of Gap and headed to Old Navy. Which was somewhat akin to jumping out of the frying pan and into the nuclear incinerator. Thanks for supporting my blog!
And the Sweetheart was unapologetically a hardcore Mom Jean. Lest you think that I have somehow doctored my photos which I have not or that this information is only applicable to my body type, here are a few examples of others who have been freed from the noose of Gateway Mom Jeans: Which was somewhat akin to jumping out of the frying pan and into the nuclear incinerator. My points below are not blanket statements, just strong suggestions.
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The Gap Denim Romper. I looked at it for a long time, trying to discern any differences in the three sets of denim-clad legs and therefore any clues as to which formula I should try.
What may look awful on me could look good on you. Luckily you can order them online. For comparison, here they are as compared to an Antik straight leg: Just in case you missed it, the back waist actually qualifies this outfit as… Grandma Jeans.
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Go get yourself the next size down. My next fitting was in Gap Long and Lean. Most women will attest that shopping for jeans is on par with having each of your eyelashes removed one at a time with a pair of rusty pliers.
Super-stretchy and universally flattering. They are very affordable especially because they go on sale quite frequently. It turns out that I am a size 16 regular Super Skinny Rockstar. Good fit does not have to be expensive. And a size 12 short Boot Cut Sweetheart. To the consternation of the fashion industry, my waist, hips and thighs have never been a straight line. Perfect for women who are lacking in the curves department.